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interskeletalspookyfly:

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY PARENTS
SENT ME AND MY TWIN SISTER
TO SEE OUR GRUNKLE STAN

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ghivashels:

gosh i love fan fic authors

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breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

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dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

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sadyuri:

Things people need to stop assuming and teaching

  • Everyone feels romantic love
  • Everyone gets romantic crushes
  • Everyone wants to be in a romantic relationship
  • Everyone wants to get married
  • Romantic love is the strongest kind of love
  • Romantic love is the most important kind of love
  • Romantic love is the “default” love 

Plea se.

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  • My cramps are not as bad as they have been in the past which is good but you know...I would rather not have cramps.
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  • #talky talk #cramps #my lady junk
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slutframing:

we all have that one friend that whenever you walk by a stop sign they’re just like

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IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

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