WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
SENT ME AND MY TWIN SISTER
TO SEE OUR GRUNKLE STAN
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me
Things people need to stop assuming and teaching
- Everyone feels romantic love
- Everyone gets romantic crushes
- Everyone wants to be in a romantic relationship
- Everyone wants to get married
- Romantic love is the strongest kind of love
- Romantic love is the most important kind of love
- Romantic love is the “default” love
IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK
OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY
THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB
ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?
I MEAN I JUST
YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?
NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET
C A R L O
In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel